Neue Anti-Bohlen-Website

[Jochen W.]

Das ist an Absurdität kaum zu überbieten.

[max_om]

Das ist an Absurdität kaum zu überbieten.

Faszinierend, wie du den Ähnlichkeit zwischen Absurdität und deinem Geschmack für sogenannte "Künstler" einfach in den Wind schlägst.

[Dieter Amlacher]

I'm not gonna succumb to this level of OCD that you have. If you have something against Bohlen, why don't you do something about it instead of hiding behind websites ?
Cretu did nothing more than Dieter.....And I don't need to prove it since if you look on some of Sandra's albums you can find: Music by: H. Kemmler*, M. Löhr* and then Cretu being listed the last.
"Maria Magdalena" for example was written by Richard Palmer-James. etc. So use your wisdom and deduce for yourself. So yeah, "friends".;.. Bullshit stories for the gullible.

Friendly advice: Stop being an obsessed basement dweller trying to harrass a hundred-million dollar worth music producer and do something more productive for this society.

[Jack Goldbird]

@max_om

Change your language immediately, that's not how we talk to each other here!

[Turbo_Diesel]

Guys, I only registered on this forum because I'm utterly baffled by this bizarre "The TRUTH!!! About Modern Talking" blog.

I stumbled upon it some time ago, and to this day, I can't figure out if it's some kind of peculiar ARG, a satire, or if the authors are actually serious.

Take, for instance, their theory about Thomas Anders being a lost Schönburg-Glauchau prince. Seriously, read this and tell me you're not questioning the author's mental sanity:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... as-anders/

Their entire "revelation" is based on the fact that the Weidungs and the Schönburgs look similar to each other. Particularly, (modern) Thomas Anders and Prince Carl Alban von Schönburg indeed look like brothers. To them, this resemblance is "proof" that Anders is secretly royalty. I mean, sure, the resemblance is there, but come on – it's obviously just a coincidence. And yet, they treat it like some groundbreaking discovery.

It gets crazier. They claim the surname "Weidung" doesn't exist because they couldn't find it in an early 20th-century book. What? That's just blatantly false. Yes, it's a rare surname, mostly found in the Koblenz area, but it's very much real:
https://www.rhein-zeitung.de/wieso-heis ... 89748.html
https://geogen.stoepel.net/?q=weidung

And the cherry on top? Someone – clearly from their team – created a fake "Carl Alban von Schönburg" account to spam the blog's comment section. Pathetic.

Then there's the article about Dieter Bohlen being the illegitimate child of Nazi billionaire Harald Krupp and prostitute Rosemarie Nitribitt:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... er-bohlen/

This one's even dumber. They claim Dieter bears an uncanny resemblance to Krupp and Nitribitt, but honestly, to me he looks more like Heinz Pohlmann than either of them.

As if that weren't enough, there's also this revolting article about a "pedophile family." Guys, I won't even dignify it with a discussion – it's baseless, disgusting, and deeply offensive.

But wait, there's more! According to them, Thomas Anders' actual children are not who you think they are. Alexander Mick? Apparently "too ugly" to be his real son. On their VK page, they assert that the "real" children of Thomas are none other than Florian Silbereisen and Jessica Hinterseer...
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... as-anders/
https://vk.com/wall-226197409_40
https://vk.com/wall-226197409_61

Then there's this twisted piece about how "Dietrich" uses Claudia Hess – who is apparently both a secret Krupp and his cousin – to control "Bernhardt"'s life. Sure, boys.
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... er-bohlen/

This is about all the "hardships" of Thomas' life that he had to endure. The "conclusions" look like someone's sadistic phantasies:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... -is-death/

Oh, and here's a gem: Modern Talking lyrics are "proof" that Dieter Bohlen was in love with Thomas Anders. Cadillac? Allegedly a symbol of penis.
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... er-bohlen/

The blog also has a forum, which is an absolute goldmine of unhinged nonsense:

"Ready for Romance" – A sign of gay male love: https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=36
Alexander "Weidung" – probably an illegal child of Balling: https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=64
Dieter Bohlen has rape tendencies: https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=35

But the "pièce de résistance"? Hubert Kah is the secret son of Klaus Kinski. Yes, they actually went there.
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=79

How did they come up with this? You see, someone once joked on a fan-forum that Hubert and Kinski looked alike – and they turned it into a full-blown conspiracy theory. Newsflash: Hubert and Kinski look nothing alike. And the supposed "fake adoptive father" whose pictures they posted for comparison? Clearly his real one. But that's not all – they also hint that Michael Cretu was secretly in love with Hubert.

And if you thought it couldn't get worse – after some digging I found this:
"Hubert Kah was a victim of the Kentler experiment": https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=85
WTF?!

At this point, I'm convinced the blog has a formula:

• Celebrity A is secretly the child of Celebrity B.

• Celebrity A endured unimaginable abuse.

• Celebrity A was the object of a forbidden love by Celebrity C.

Now, here's a fun conspiracy theory of my own: what if this blog is actually run by Thomas Anders and Florian Silbereisen as part of some elaborate promotional stunt for a future album, novel, or movie?

What do you think?

[Turbo_Diesel]

I have a better idea, I think you're the fake prince Carl von Schoenburg disguised as Turbo Diesel.

You're so predictable. Instead of proving your point, you resort to personal attacks like a petulant child. Bravo! Truly a masterstroke for your "mission."

You can say all you want that it's fake and that we edited it with "Inspect Element", but I'd advise you to try googling their emails, both Carl's and his wife's. Which, of course are nowhere to be seen on Google.

Why bother? You could have easily fabricated a fake e-mail to pose as them. "Carl's" e-mail reeks of inauthenticity.

Oh, and by the way, here's a tip for next time: when the page is still loading, the real link to the webpage is visible. It's grabify.link. Were you honestly trying to track my location and send a hitman? I use VPN anyway, you dumbass. Better luck next time, genius.

Scared to be proven wrong? Scared of being schooled with arguments?

Not at all! It's just amusing how you constantly dodge valid points, ignoring any challenge to your laughable theories while throwing tantrums. YOU make it impossible to have a proper debate.

One more reason why you should not be taken seriously is that you utterly and completely misinterpreted, on purpose, some of our sentences.
For example, you are claiming, that we said: "Michael Cretu was in love with Hubert Kah"
When in reality it was an interpretation that he was very essential as part of the group that made Sandra project SUCCESSFUL.

Just because you read gay fanfictions in your free time when wife is not around, doesn't mean any sentence has to be interpreted within the means of gay romance. How you're not even embarrassed to say these things? :lol
It's really, really sad.

You said it yourself in one of your previous angry tirades:

at Sandra's productions you got a healthy friendship/relationship between a once-called problematic Neue-Deutsche-Welle clown Hubert Kah and young producer/arranger Michael Cretu

How exactly is anyone supposed to interpret "friendship/relationship" as "strictly professional"? Especially when you follow that up with fetishistic phantasies which you attributed to Dieter. If anyone here has a gay fanfiction addiction, it's clearly you.

And you literally wrote:

Hubert was to Michael what Thomas was to Dieter.

So, an object for... disturbing rape phantasies? If anyone needs to confront their complexes, it's you. And the blatant homophobia in your posts? Yikes. Are you okay?

Seriously, get a grip. It's hilarious how you accuse others of obsession when it's clear you've got a fixation of your own. And for the record, Thomas has no idea you exist and will never marry you. Might I suggest finding a local Vlad or Kolya instead?