Guys, I only registered on this forum because I'm utterly baffled by this bizarre "The
TRUTH!!! About Modern Talking" blog.
I stumbled upon it some time ago, and to this day, I can't figure out if it's some kind of peculiar ARG, a satire, or if the authors are actually serious.
Take, for instance, their theory about Thomas Anders being a lost Schönburg-Glauchau prince. Seriously, read this and tell me you're not questioning the author's mental sanity:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... as-anders/
Their entire "revelation" is based on the fact that the Weidungs and the Schönburgs look similar to each other. Particularly, (modern) Thomas Anders and Prince Carl Alban von Schönburg indeed look like brothers. To them, this resemblance is "proof" that Anders is secretly royalty. I mean, sure, the resemblance is there, but come on – it's obviously just a coincidence. And yet, they treat it like some groundbreaking discovery.
It gets crazier. They claim the surname "Weidung" doesn't exist because they couldn't find it in an early 20th-century book. What? That's just blatantly false. Yes, it's a rare surname, mostly found in the Koblenz area, but it's very much real:
https://www.rhein-zeitung.de/wieso-heis ... 89748.html
https://geogen.stoepel.net/?q=weidung
And the cherry on top? Someone – clearly from their team – created a fake "Carl Alban von Schönburg" account to spam the blog's comment section. Pathetic.
Then there's the article about Dieter Bohlen being the illegitimate child of Nazi billionaire Harald Krupp and prostitute Rosemarie Nitribitt:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... er-bohlen/
This one's even dumber. They claim Dieter bears an uncanny resemblance to Krupp and Nitribitt, but honestly, to me he looks more like Heinz Pohlmann than either of them.
As if that weren't enough, there's also this revolting article about a "pedophile family." Guys, I won't even dignify it with a discussion – it's baseless, disgusting, and deeply offensive.
But wait, there's more! According to them, Thomas Anders' actual children are not who you think they are. Alexander Mick? Apparently "too ugly" to be his real son. On their VK page, they assert that the "real" children of Thomas are none other than Florian Silbereisen and Jessica Hinterseer...
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... as-anders/
https://vk.com/wall-226197409_40
https://vk.com/wall-226197409_61
Then there's this twisted piece about how "Dietrich" uses Claudia Hess – who is apparently both a secret Krupp and his cousin – to control "Bernhardt"'s life. Sure, boys.
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... er-bohlen/
This is about all the "hardships" of Thomas' life that he had to endure. The "conclusions" look like someone's sadistic phantasies:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... -is-death/
Oh, and here's a gem: Modern Talking lyrics are "proof" that Dieter Bohlen was in love with Thomas Anders. Cadillac? Allegedly a symbol of penis.
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... er-bohlen/
The blog also has a forum, which is an absolute goldmine of unhinged nonsense:
"Ready for Romance" – A sign of gay male love:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=36
Alexander "Weidung" – probably an illegal child of Balling:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=64
Dieter Bohlen has rape tendencies:
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=35
But the "pièce de résistance"?
Hubert Kah is the secret son of Klaus Kinski. Yes, they actually went there.
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=79
How did they come up with this? You see, someone once joked on a fan-forum that Hubert and Kinski looked alike – and they turned it into a full-blown conspiracy theory. Newsflash: Hubert and Kinski look nothing alike. And the supposed "fake adoptive father" whose pictures they posted for comparison? Clearly his real one. But that's not all – they also hint that Michael Cretu was secretly in love with Hubert.
And if you thought it couldn't get worse – after some digging I found this:
"Hubert Kah was a victim of the Kentler experiment":
https://diewahrheitubermoderntalking.co ... opic&id=85
WTF?!
At this point, I'm convinced the blog has a formula:
- Celebrity A is secretly the child of Celebrity B.
- Celebrity A endured unimaginable abuse.
- Celebrity A was the object of a forbidden love by Celebrity C.
Now, here's a fun conspiracy theory of my own: what if this blog is actually run by Thomas Anders and Florian Silbereisen as part of some elaborate promotional stunt for a future album, novel, or movie?
What do you think?